MISFICTIONARY

Average Betty

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: General Term

Adj. (2010) 1: being midway between two extremes (mockalicious and mockwurst); not out of the ordinary.

N. (2010) 1: an accepted standard; someone who avoids extreme experiences, behaviors, tastes, etc.

Synonyms: Average, Moderate, Par

Antonyms: Special, Prominent, Noticeable (good or bad)

Betty Good

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: General Term

Adj. (2010) 1: appealing to ones taste or smell in a favorable manor; expressing good feelings and health (Cold pizza is betty good, but it would be mockalicious if it were hot!).

Verb. (2010) 1: to express a favorable opinion.

N. (2010) 1: a degree of goodness; praiseworthy (Congratulations on getting a B on your cooking test. Betty good job!).

Synonyms: Good, Pleasing

Antonyms: Betty not, Unworthy, Unsatisfactory

Betty Not

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: General Term

Adj. (2010) 1: failing to reach an acceptable standard; inadequate or unsuited to a purpose.

Verb. (2010) 1: to express an unfavorable opinion; disapprove; generally not Misfit recommended.

N. (2010) 1: something that is bad

Synonyms: Unworthy, Unsatisfactory, Poor

Antonyms: betty good, Pleasing, Satisfactory

Betty Off In The Trash

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: Idiom

Signifies that it would be more advantageous to dispose of the item then to retain it.

Betty Than The Rest

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: Idiom

Signifies a person, place or thing would be better than all of the other alternatives.

Biscuitting

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: General Term

The process of making or eating homemade biscuits.

Don't Mock It

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: Idiom

Means that you should not judge something before you try it. It may be "betty good" or "mockalicious"!

Mock It Away!

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: Idiom

Means you should immediately take an item to the garbage receptacle. Quickly, throw the item away and never, ever look back!!

Mockalicious

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: General Term

Adj. (2010) 1: appealing to ones taste or smell in a highly and most gratifying manor (That soup is mockalicious!)

Adv.(2010) 1: the best or most advantageous manor (What is the mockalicious way to build a vegetable garden? Ans.: Hire Betty)

N. (2010) 1: the greatest degree of excellence (Do your mockalicious!)

Synonyms: Delicious, Fabulous, Best

Antonyms: Disgusting, Crappy, Blah, Mockwurst

Mockwurst

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: General Term

Adj.(2010) 1: emitting disgust to ones taste or smell in a highly and most displeasurable manor (That is mockwurst bread because it's moldy!)

Adv.(2010) 1: the worst or most destructive manor (What is the mockwurst thing you can do when trying to grow vegetables? Ans.: Not water)

N. (2010) 1: aversion aroused by something highly distasteful (He is a mockwurst for never cleaning the litter box!)

Synonyms: Disgusting, Crappy, Blah, Worst, Gross

Antonyms: Delicious, Best, Mockalicious

Running Amock

Category: Betty's Lingo
Subcategory: Idiom

The process of swerving off the correct or intended course which, in turn, produces a "betty not" or "mockwurst" outcome.



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